From: Benjy Eisen
Subject: We LOVE to take a 12/29/95 BATH
Some of you have told me that you like to read these files as you listen
along to the tape - this is the one to do it for:) BathtubGinFiles
#6 12/29/95 The Centrum; Worcester, MA
Gin stats: Set II Total time: 23:05 Cars Trucks and even
Busses fade completely out of earshot but their vibrations on the road
can still be felt as, without pause, the Bathtub Gin Opening Segment begins.
0:00 Standard opening...some rockin' tom-tom action from Fish but nothing
else to comment on really. Page jumps in at 0:17 riding nicely on some
energetic but not frenetic fingerwork 'till 0:48 when Trey interupts with
lyrics. Lyrics Segment: 0:48 Minor flub on "to the troubadors." - he confused
the line, and aborted finishing the particular lyric. Page Fill 1: 1:18
immediate and enthusiastic chordal chops until 1:37. Fill 2 comes at 2:95
with some sweeps and ivory shouts of joy. FAUCET: 2:35 Flubbed slightly
as usual, neither more nor less than par. SINGING with the Faucet: 3:15.
Again, marginally exciting but with minimal deviation. 3:57 it gets a little
more crazy, perhaps initially to cover up a fuck-up? Sounds smooth though
and certainly smooths out the earlier fuck-up....actually this is an Alternate
Faucet Theme being improvised upon - above average for this section. WATER
from the Faucet: 4:26 with some thematic ocean sprays from Trey, who proceeds
to slowly climb the 'doc. A few of those "magical" sliding notes talked
about in the recent "Trey's Mysterious Effect" thread. At 5:13 "it" hits
the Classic Faucet Theme again. On 5:18 they revert to playing a specific,
deviate Faucet Theme that they initially found in the Singing Faucet Section
a minute earlier...it's the, yes, YES!, it's the "ALTERNATIVE FAUCET!!"
(Not that there is such a thing really. I'm speaking now against Secret
Conspiracy Rules) Oh well, whatever, nevermind By 5:33 we're off to find
more licks in the Faucet-Theme Region, repeatedly visiting it (the Theme,
not the Lick) between discovery of new continents and magical lands. It's
6:05 and already this Bathtub Gin is making history! Already its power
is evident, and its potential - unlimited. Talking of history, Phishtorians
need only listen to 5 seconds of this jam to recognize the state of the
union at this time -- Dec. 1995 Trey's tone and sonic demeaner, mixed with
the others' saturation and overall flow of the improvisation, give it away
instantaneously. At 6:27 Trey takes the theme and swiftly glides with it,
across the oceans, over unchartered terrain, and up, up higher and higher
to the peak of a mountain and as we look around us, we see that we are
now on top of Mt. Olympus, in all its glory, and this Gin is being given
to the gods as an elixer of Icculus - from one mythology to another :)
After sampling the Faucet Theme From the Top, and the higher pitches of
Mt. Olympus, we lay down like logs and ROLLLLLLLL down the mountain, down
the 'doc, and by 7:33 we're in the lower regions of the fretboard again.
Fishman insists on hitting this same damn cymbal continually (he's got
the right idea though - he's just been part of a sacrifice to the gods,
what else could he say?). Mike keeps his cool by sticking to the funk bottom.
Some jingles are coming in. Page continues to chord away trying not to
think as he dares to ask the immortal question: "So, are those lightning
bolts *real*, Zeus?" - around 8:30 Page unleashes some lightning bolts
of his own! Mike joins in on the action, (starting actually around 8:00)
By the 8:40's Trey answers on behalf of Zeus (who is far too enchanted
and enraptured in this magestical jam's spell to comment) and throughout
the 9 min. mark both Trey and Page display PHENOMENAL INTERACTION. Both
step forward, but instead of interrupting, they pursue a fruitful discourse,
demonstrating the merits of a lively Gin to the captive gods, who are all
now spellbound in the bathtub! (as am I) By 9:25 the four Phish embark
upon a new journey, traveling together with fine companionship chatter
and conversation over a tea-time Gin while the train whistle melody continues
to build. From our compartment window, we can see the Swiss Alps. Trey's
mind wanders out to the view that all four of them painted and suddenly
he's skiing down the Alps' wide-open bowl in untouched powder. (Locking
into a repeating descending lick.) Page hits the slopes as well, agreeing
splendidly with Trey's path, but finding his niche in the higher altitudes
(and octaves.) Fish watches all of this closely from the train, keeping
the train moving in chugga-chugga fashion over the tracks...tracks that
they are inventing even as they travel over them. If you listen to him,
you'll hear the train. Mike freaks, thinking that maybe this isn't real
after all, maybe he's actually playing at the Centrum, near where he grew
up, and that Mt.Olympus, the Alps, Trains - all just part of a lucid dream,
and so he figures he can't go wrong by continuing to hold 'da funk and
'da bottom end of things. He's right, you know. :) Slowly just after 10:45,
the others catch wind of this too -- they really were just dreaming and
in reality they're in-front of a sold-out audience in an arena in Worcester,
Massachusetts. And so what can they do but ***RAISE THEIR FISTS AND YELL!!!!!!!!!***
At the 11 minute mark the Rock Star takes over Trey's body, but they haven't
gotten to Page yet. By 11:35 though, Fish doubles the beat - Arena Rock
has taken his soul! The Central Scrutinizer would have a field day ("Nice
boys until that Rock and Roll got to them") but Phish fights back, insisting
that this is the Real Them.... By 12:10 there is no going back - full exposure
of the Real Them. They jump out of the Bathtub, NAKED, DRUNK AND SOAKING
WET: Opening lyric to the Real Me is sung at 12:18 by the voice of a ravaged
stark-raving-mad lunatic who's had one hell of a day; with a hoarse voice
he proclaims that he went BACK to see the doctor. Meanwhile the band is
revelling in this newfound identity - Trey could have placed one foot on
the monitor, tossing his hair back before slapping the front row five.
Rock on! The energy is just *seeping* out of the speakers, folks. Can you
*feel* it? We can *feel* it! But can you FEEEEEEELLLL it? We can FEEEEELLL
IT! But "Can you see the Real Me?" Oh, we can see it alright! :) The ending
is jammed out and 15 minutes after we hopped into the Bathtub we've completely
forgotten about hygenics - this jam is purely derivative of "The Real Me"
and gives no hint of hiding ever again! SWEET jamming in the 16th minute,
just hinting at the Drowned Jam that followed two nights later and it certainly
shares the same DNA. 17:00 swift shift...almost a whole different kind
of gear shift if this were Antelope and I were Victor and the gears weren't
really gears at all. What am I saying? Some wah-wah fUnK from Trey at this
point. He's just full of 'DA FUNK tonight as is Page who is also, btw,
the diggity dankster of this jam. In fact, Page owns the title of the O.D.
- Original Dankster! At 18:xx he's cleverly on the clavinet, doing some
of the thing that is the "*it*" as defined by the Helping Friendly. If
everyone could hear this jam, we'd live in peace and tranquility to be
sure. :) Right around 18:20 Trey re-emerges from his Who fantasy and decides
to enjoy the last few days of Dec. '95 by remembering where he's spent
his time for much of the month - inside the tubing of countless different
hoses. At 19:07 the "wind-down" trick is pulled out (but not "dusted off"
as the trick is performed smoothly as Gin poured over ice.) They settle
into this new pace of things with ease and Trey streches out, noodles around,
and does the usual. The new pace is accepted at 19:41 and pretty soon it
sounds like it's almost all over, until Trey shows his continued support
for this low-key fluidity jamming (reminiscent of some summer '95 YEM jam
segments) esp. at 20:11. BACK INTO THE BATHTUB!!!!! Trey makes the reintroduction
splash at 21:11 after ever slow slightly dipping his feet in to see how
hot it was, now re-entering the 'tub waters deliberately with a different
rhythm. By 21:36 The Real Faucet rears its brass valor, the crowd goes
wild and at 22:00 they might as well call it "All Faucets Reconsidered"
as they pull their variations on a theme bit, here. "We've got staccato,
cause we've got a band, and we've got palm-mutes in the band." Page drones
us with a middle-pitched spell, and at 22:40 the audience decides that
it's hearing a rhythm that the band, quite frankly, isn't intending to
keep: "If you're NOT in the Bathtub, you just wouldn't understand!" Pretty
soon they trade in the slowe Gin for some "slow feedback" and slight commentary
in the form of mumblings from Page. We can call this Gin virtually downed
by 23:03 but we still need a couple seconds to get out of the 'tub before
we take McGrupp for his walk at 23:07. Bathtub Gin was over somewhere between
23:03 and 23:07 (we'll call it at 23:05) and from it's dying vibrations
energes the march of Colonal Forbin and his Fleethound called McGrupp;
it's a psuedo-segueway that avoids being a meritous transition. But that's
ok - we just came from a Gin->Real Me->Gin ride! For a quick breathilizer
guideline: The JAMS in this GIN had some 24k. GOLDEN HOSE moments, and
the Real Me slid in-and-out with an ease that displayed and illuminated
whole universes and galaxies that can be tapped-into by this band. This
easily demonstrates why Phish holds the throne in the jam-band kingdom,
hands down. Buuuuttt, don't forget that the composed section did have slightly
more flubs and botches than usual - not by alot, nor do they add up to
anything of much significance given the glory that follows, but they must
be represented in the alcohol-content if only to uphold some definite guidelines
for the ratings. Which brings us, finally to this Rating: 98proof A+
This is the Real Thing Baby! ...or as someone suggested, "The Real Gin"
Oh yeah, this particular Bathtub and Gin combination may also be used as
an effective aphradisiac :) Be safe now, kids... Benjy